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rnelson Member	posted 10-07-2009 09:52 AM This is my six word story. ---------- you get the idea - write a story in exactly six words here's another ---------- I asked. He lied. We talked. r ------------------ "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." --(Stanley Kubrick/Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove, 1964) IP: Logged
sackett Moderator	posted 10-07-2009 10:34 AM I begged. Heard NO! I slept... LOL IP: Logged
YLIE2ME Member	posted 10-07-2009 11:12 AM Live fast. Die young. Beautiful corpse. IP: Logged
Bob Member	posted 10-07-2009 01:43 PM Ray awakened. He pondered. Rozerem recommended. IP: Logged
rnelson Member	posted 10-07-2009 02:56 PM Do not operate heavy equipment while... ------------------ "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." --(Stanley Kubrick/Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove, 1964) IP: Logged
Ted Todd Member	posted 10-07-2009 03:23 PM You won't feel it at all. Ted IP: Logged
sackett Moderator	posted 10-07-2009 04:09 PM For all us government employees out here: "bend over, here it, comes again" or "I'm government, I'm here, to help" IP: Logged
rnelson Member	posted 10-07-2009 04:29 PM This will only take a moment. IP: Logged
Ted Todd Member	posted 10-07-2009 05:53 PM But Officer, those aren't my drugs. OR That bitch said she was 18. Ted [This message has been edited by Ted Todd (edited 10-07-2009).] IP: Logged
stat Member	posted 10-07-2009 06:44 PM "Deep dark, deep dark truthful mirrors" ---Elvis Costello (one of his best songs imo) ---there's 2 [This message has been edited by stat (edited 10-07-2009).] IP: Logged
lietestec Moderator	posted 10-07-2009 07:03 PM I'll still love you tomorrow morning. IP: Logged
lietestec Moderator	posted 10-07-2009 07:05 PM Or for all reared-ended employees: "Take this job and shove it!" IP: Logged
LouRovner Administrator	posted 10-07-2009 07:34 PM The check is in the mail. That coat is a perfect fit! IP: Logged
LouRovner Administrator	posted 10-07-2009 07:36 PM I'll love you forever. Well, maybe. IP: Logged
LouRovner Administrator	posted 10-07-2009 07:38 PM (Thanks Ray. This board was getting a little boring, what with all the posts about polygraph.) IP: Logged
Ted Todd Member	posted 10-07-2009 08:14 PM "That polygraph has to be wrong". Ted IP: Logged
Barry C Member	posted 10-07-2009 08:47 PM I need more than six words. IP: Logged
Ted Todd Member	posted 10-07-2009 09:09 PM Barry take as many as necessary. Ted IP: Logged
ebvan Member	posted 10-07-2009 09:43 PM Good Tacos, Bad Chili, Classical Gas ------------------ Ex scientia veritas IP: Logged
detector Administrator	posted 10-08-2009 04:43 PM Visiting that site was for research. It seemed like a good idea Will nervousness affect the test outcome Just a moment of your time Barry, please play by the rules ------------------ Ralph Hilliard PolygraphPlace Owner & Operator Be sure to visit our new store for all things Polygraph Related http://store.polygraphplace.com IP: Logged
Barry C Member	posted 10-08-2009 07:07 PM I can't play by the rules. IP: Logged
Ted Todd Member	posted 10-08-2009 08:26 PM May God have mercy on you. IP: Logged
stat Member	posted 10-08-2009 08:27 PM [on marriage] Honey, I cannot find my keys? [on fatherhood] Buddy, please don't pick your nose. [on leadership] Kids, please let daddy finish speaking. [on fatherly wisdom] Have I already told this story? IP: Logged
sackett Moderator	posted 10-08-2009 08:30 PM Can I please get an Amen?! [This message has been edited by sackett (edited 10-08-2009).] IP: Logged
ebvan Member	posted 10-08-2009 09:07 PM Mess with the bull... Get the horns ------------------ Ex scientia veritas IP: Logged
rnelson Member	posted 10-08-2009 09:17 PM Ebvan you'll have to wait outside. R ------------------ "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." --(Stanley Kubrick/Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove, 1964) IP: Logged
Ted Todd Member	posted 10-08-2009 09:24 PM BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ! Ebvan has been eliminated from this competition due to a seventh word violation. "But thanks for playin' ya loser" (LOL) IP: Logged
detector Administrator	posted 10-08-2009 09:24 PM Ebvan's math equals his DI Scoring ------------------ Ralph Hilliard PolygraphPlace Owner & Operator Be sure to visit our new store for all things Polygraph Related http://store.polygraphplace.com IP: Logged
thenolieguy4u Member	posted 10-09-2009 03:20 PM Obama, Nobel Peace Prize, for WHAT ? IP: Logged
thenolieguy4u Member	posted 10-09-2009 03:24 PM Molester, Chart Test, Confession, Conviction, PCSOT IP: Logged
LouRovner Administrator	posted 10-09-2009 05:50 PM Because Obama is not George Bush IP: Logged
Taylor Member	posted 10-12-2009 09:44 AM Lou that was way too funny IP: Logged
YLIE2ME Member	posted 10-12-2009 01:37 PM No, I've never done THAT before! IP: Logged
sackett Moderator	posted 10-12-2009 01:54 PM Incoming News Flash: Obama watches football, wins Heisman Trophy! IP: Logged
YLIE2ME Member	posted 10-12-2009 02:09 PM Obama's competition - Larry the cable guy IP: Logged
Ted Todd Member	posted 10-12-2009 03:54 PM Obama nominated for "Best Actor" award. IP: Logged
stat Member	posted 10-12-2009 05:07 PM Read; What's the Matter with Kansas? IP: Logged
ebvan Member	posted 10-12-2009 09:48 PM %@#^ &+ $#%&&( !@+& $# &%@#$%(&%^$ !!!! ------------------ Ex scientia veritas IP: Logged
skipwebb Member	posted 10-13-2009 08:12 AM I swear on my mother's grave! Why would I ever do that? Your polygraph machine must be wrong Let's do it with yes answers I didn't lie...I was nervous. IP: Logged
Ted Todd Member	posted 10-13-2009 09:13 AM Ebvan, Once again, you have violated the six word rule with your profanity laced composition. "Does not play well with others" (Ebvan-don't feel bad. My parents were use to seeing that same six word story on many of my report cards!) IP: Logged

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